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A family of potatoes is sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says ""Mother, I've got big news."" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get married."" ""Oh are you now?"" her mother replies. ""Who you gonna marry?"" ""I'm gonna marry Irish Red."" ""Oh a fine tater, a very fine tater indeed"" says her mother. Then the middle daughter speaks up: ""I've got big news too, mother!"" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get mar…

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There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

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Mom shot at Walmart in Idaho by two year old son It's all over the news. It seems the mother had a handgun concealed in her purse, and her two year old son drew the weapon and fired it at the mother. The mother was black and her son was white. Witnesses have said that the mother had her hands up in a non-threatening pose and told her son she could not breath. Non-violent protests are being held outside the Walmart asking for the indictment of the white son that shot his black mother. Already the…

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THE FORTYNUNNERS Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. ''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there,"" said the first man. ""I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.'' ""I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around. ""Go to Hell, there are N…

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Three nuns went to a baseball game. Over the course of the baseball game, the nuns became increasingly rowdy. So, three men behind them began to have a loud discussion. ""I think i'll move to Idaho, I hear that there are only 20 nuns there,"" said the first man. ""20 nuns? I'm going to move to South Dakota. I hear that there are only 10 nuns there,"" said the second man. Just before the third man could speak, one of the nuns turned around and said, ""You should go to hell, I hear that there are …

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Three nuns went to a baseball game Three nuns went to a baseball game. Over the course of the baseball game, the nuns became increasingly rowdy. So, three men behind them began to have a loud discussion. "I think i'll move to Idaho, I hear that there are only 20 nuns there," said the first man. "20 nuns? I'm going to move to South Dakota. I hear that there are only 10 nuns there," said the second man. Just before the third man could speak, one of the nuns turned around and said, "You should …

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