#second-daughter

A father Is lounging in his study.. When one of his daughters walks in and asks ""Daddy.. why is my name Rose?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face."" The second daughter barges in and asks ""Daddy why Is my name Daisy?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy petal on your face."" The third daughter stumbles through the door and exclaims ""DUR HERM DER BAHRRRR!?!?!"" The father jumps out of his chair and yells ""SHUT …

""Mummy, why did you call me Rose""? The lady's daughter asked. ""well"" her mother replied ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for Valentine's day, and a rose petal dropped on your head, so we called you Rose."" Her daughter, satisfied with this response skips away happily. ""Mummy!"" her second daughter said ""why did you call me Lily?"" ""well"" responded her mother ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for my birthday, and a Lily petal …

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

Father and his three daughters A father and his three daughters are sitting in the living room, when one of the daughters walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"" he replies ""Because when u were born a rose petal fell on your forehead"". The second daughter walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"" he replies ""Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your forehead"". The third daughter says ""AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!"" and the father…

A daughter goes to her father... A daughter goes to her father and says to him, ""Dad I think I prefer girls over guys, is that normal?"" The father then replies, ""Why yes it is, don't worry about it."" A day later, the second daughter approaches her father to talk about the same subject. ""Dad"" she says ""I think I like girls and not guys, this is normal right?"" The father then tells the same thing, ""It is normal, don't worry about it"" A third daughter goes to her father and says"" Daddy, …

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

3 Girls, 1 Mother There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother wok…

My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose""?... My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head"", I responded. A minute later, my second daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Blossom?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a blossom petal fell on your head"", I responded. Later, my third daughter came up to me and shouted ""DAAADDDD!!!"". I responded, ""SHUT …

3 sisters return home from college with their new boyfriends in tow. One night their mother fancies a glass of water before bed. On her way back she stops in front of the door of each girls room being nosy. At the first door she hears uncontrollable laughter coming from her daughter. She moves to the second door and hears her second daughter yelling and groaning. She moves on to the third door and is surprised to hear nothing.The next morning at breakfast she decides to ask her daughters about t…

Shooting the Dog A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up, and gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her, her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says, ""MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"" So the mother tells her the story. The next day, the second daughter comes out and s…

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to …

A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist... They've reached their final session, in which the doctor declares he has deduced that the woman has three obsessions. ""You named your first daughter, Candy,"" he says, ""which tells me that you have an obsession with food. Your second daughter is named, Penny, which tells me you have an obsession with money."" The woman is furious that the result of all the sessions was this flimsy diagnosis. She scoffs at the doctor, grabs the h…

A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I named Rose?"", to which she replies: ""That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head"". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I called Petal?"", to which she answers: ""That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head"". Finally, her son approaches her and says: ""BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH"", and the mother says: ""Shut up, Fridg…

Finding the ""perfect"" one... An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farme…

One day, a pregnant lady was walking down the street... when out of nowhere a man came up and shot her three times in the stomach. The shooter unfortunately escaped, but the woman was taken to the hospital and luckily her and her babies turned out to be okay. Fast forward to about 16 years later: One day the woman was in her bedroom folding laundry when all of a sudden one of her daughters runs into the room crying profusely. ""What happened??"" asked the mother. The daughter replied, ""Well I w…

A green berret is sitting in his living room one evening... And all three of his teenage daughters come up to him, and tell him that they'll be upstairs getting ready for their dates. The old man just smiles and nods as his eyes turn to the gun by the door. Around eight 'o' clock the green berret hears a knock at the door, and gets up to see who it is. Behind the door, the man sees the boy on the other side all gussied up in a nice suit. The military man grills him for a moment before asking his…

Family dinner So a mother and her three daughters were sitting around a table eating dinner. Suddenly one of the daughters is struck with a question, she asks her mom, ""mom, why am i called Daisy?"" ""Because when you were a baby a daisy landed on your head sweetheart"" the mother replied, and the second daughter said "" mom, why am I called Rose?"" "" Because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head sweetie"". The third daughter was also curious, ""buh bleugh bwaehg bwah bwaahh?"" ""Shu…

A woman is pregnant with triplets She is walking in an alley when a mugger comes and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Miraculously, her and her 3 babies survive and 2 girls and 1 boy are born as normal. They grow up normally too. One day, one of the daughters ran up to her mother ""Mommy, mommy, guess what?!"" ""What?"" Says the mother ""I just pissed out a bullet!"" Then the second daughter runs in saying ""Mommy, mommy guess what?!"" ""What?!"" ""I just just pissed out a bullet!"" Then the b…

I shot the dog... A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. ""What's wrong?"" asks the mother. ""I was having a pee and this bullet came out"" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what ha…

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""

So there's this pregnant woman and she goes into the doctors office whilst her husband is at work for her first scan after conception. The doctor after about 5 minutes of scratching his head says to the woman, "" Well by my beard you're pregnant with triplets"". The woman retorts and immediately gets out her phone to call her husband, the husband being as shocked as she was, responds with "" go to the bank and take out the biggest home loan you can, we are going to need a big house for this fami…

Rose walks up to her father ""Father,"" she asks. Why did you name me rose? ""Well when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."" Delighted, she scampers off into the next room. His second daughter comes running into the room. ""Daddy daddy! Why did you name me Lily?"" ""Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your head."" Joyfully, Lily skips out into the next room. His third daughter bolts into the room. ""Hurrrrrnauuufffff."" ""**SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!**""

A woman pregnant with triplets... A woman pregnant with triplets is walking past a bank, suddenly an armed thief bursts out of the doors. Startled by her voluptuous figure the thief shoots her in the stomach three times before escaping. After being rushed to hospital the doctors deliver the news to the woman. ""I'm happy to tell you that we were able to save all the babies! Unfortunately due to the position of the bullets we are unable to remove these, they should pose no further issues to the c…

A daughters asks her mother why her name is Rose A daughter asks her mom, ""Why is my name Rose?"" The Mom replies ""because when you were born the wind blew a rose onto your head The second daughter asks her mom, ""Why is my name Lilly?"" The mom replies, ""Because when you were born a Lilly fell on your head"" The Last daughter goes up to her mom and goes ""Blaoddttuaiweeeioosnsns"" And her mom goes ""Shut up Cinderblock""