#second-daughter

A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up…

There's a man with three daughters. The first daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Daisy"" the dad says"" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Rose"" the dad says ""'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."" The third daughter comes up and says ""kjaglifvgjlfj"" the dad says ""SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"" *Edit 1: removed hair color

Potatoes There are three sister potatoes that are ready to be married but they must first get their father's blessing. The first daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Jimmy Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Jimmy Potato is a great potato!"" The second daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Johnny Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Johnny Potato is a great potato!"…

Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets is walking home from the grocery store. As she's putting her money into her purse, some of it gets blown away from her. She follows it and finds it at the mouth of an alley way. When she finally retrieves it, there's a man standing in front of her. This man shoots her three times in the stomach, taking with him her bag and her money. An hour later, the woman is in the ER, her doctor checks her and tells her that her children will be completely alright. Six…

Be careful of your aim A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says ""MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughte…

A woman pregnant with triplets gets shot A 9 month pregnant woman with triplets is waiting in line at the bank when robbers run in and start firing shots. The woman gets shot in the belly 3 times and is taken to the hospital. After the surgery the nurse tells the woman that she will be fine and that her babies are fine too, however, this is an unusual situation where the bullets are in each of her babies and after some years the bullets will come out. Ten years later, one of her daughters comes …

There was a father with three daughters... The first daughter came up to him and said, ""Dad, why is my name daisy?"" He replies, ""because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, ""Dad, why is my name lily?"" ""When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."" The third daughter walks up to him and says, ""MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"" ""Shut up Brick!""

Three Daughters A man had three daughters, the first daughter asked the man ""daddy why did you name me Rose?"" The Dad replied ""well honey when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head so we named you Rose"" The second daughter then asked ""daddy why did you name me Daisy?"" The Dad answered ""Well Daisy when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head so we named you Daisy"" The third daughter said ""hurdederdeder..."" To which the father yelled ""Shut Up Cinderblock!""

Three Daughters One day, three daughters were spending time with their father when a question arised from the first daughter. ""Father, Why is my name, Rose?"", she asked. ""When you were born, a Rose dropped on your head, and so we decided to name you Rose"", explained the father. The second daughter then approached her father: ""Father, Why is my name Daisy?"" - she asked. ""When you were born, a Daisy fell on your head, and therefore we decided to name you Daisy."" Lastly, the third daughter …

""An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning ,gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came…

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,"" they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselves husbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to be sure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that, they send their children forth to find mates. A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho."" ""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, P…

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,""they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselveshusbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to besure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that,they send their children forth to find mates.A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like youto meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho.""""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, Peter.""…

A woman pregnant with triplets...... A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily, the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet …

So there's this woman, pregnant with triplets... ....And she's at the mall one day. A man comes out of no where and shoots her three times in the stomach. The woman is rushed to the hospital, and miraculously, all three babies survive. She gives birth to two daughters and a son, all without any problems for the first 16 years. After these 16 years go by, the mother is downstairs one day doing dishes and one of the daughters comes running downstairs, screaming and crying bloody murder. "MOM, MO…

wee bit perfectionist An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get m…

A man had 3 daughters. A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?" "Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The th…

A woman is pregnant with triplets... A woman is pregnant with triplets and is walking into a bank. On her way in a burglar is leaving the bank and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckily 3 healthy children were born: 2 girls and a boy. Over 13 years later one of her daughters runs into the room screaming and crying. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and I pissed out a bullet!" The mother calmed her down. She told her the amazing story of her survival and the daughter walked away happy.…

A pregnant woman was robbed and shot One night while out buying groceries, a pregnant woman was robbed and shot three times. She managed to survive, but the doctors were unable to remove the bullets from her body. Even with the trauma her body sustained, she was still able to deliver a healthy set of triplets a few months later, two girls and a boy. The years went by and there was never any indication that the children were harmed by the attack, so she was eventually able to move past the whole…

There was a father with 3 daughters... The first daughter comes up to him and asks "daddy, why is my name rose?" To which the dad replies "Because, sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head!". Later the second daughter comes and says, "Father, why is my name violet?" And the dad replies "Because, cutie, when you were born, a violet petal fell onto your head!" Then the third daughter goes up to the dad and yells "aghurGETRWRKshhhlishhmuh!" And the dad snaps back "SHUT UP, CIN…

A mother has two daughters and a son. A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I named Rose?", to which she replies: "That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I called Petal?", to which she answers: "That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head". Finally, her son approaches her and says: "BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH", and th…

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years …

Three Daughters One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, "Mother, why did you name me Rose?" "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, "Mother, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The third daughter comes up to her and asks, "GHLSARGHLARGHLARG." "What did you say Brick?"

A pregnant woman was shot three times . . . She was rushed to the hospital where she was examined and told she would be fine. The doctors also checked on her baby, since the wounds were to her stomach, and informed her she was in fact pregnant with triplets, two girls and a boy and that all three children were fine. The woman gave birth to the three children, two girls and a boy and they grew up happy and healthy. 13 years later, the mother is sitting at the kitchen table when her daughter c…

Triplets A lady pregnant with triplets, went to the bank to deposit a check, while depositing the check a man came into the bank and robbed it. During the robbery he shot the pregnant lady three times in the stomach. After consulting with the doctors they told her that the kids were alright and in 15 years they will piss out the bullet. The lady has two daughters and a son, 15 years pass by. The first daughter comes up to the mom and says "Mom I pissed out a bullet." So the mom explains the sto…

A father with three daughters is sitting down for dinner when the first of his daughters asks, "dad why is my name Daisy?". The father replies, "because when you were born a daisy petal from the sky and landed on your head." The second daughter asks, "dad why is my name Rose?" The father replies, "Well Rose, when you were a baby a rose petal fell from on high and landed on your head." The third daughter asks, "bllaaarrarararraraaarg" and the father replies, "shut up, cinder-block"