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A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"" ""...Go to your room cinderblock."" Replied the father.

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