A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I named Rose?"", to which she replies: ""That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head"". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I called Petal?"", to which she answers: ""That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head"". Finally, her son approaches her and says: ""BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH"", and the mother says: ""Shut up, Fridge"".
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