#first-daughter

I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter "Road."

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

3 Girls, 1 Mother There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother wok…

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to …

A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist... They've reached their final session, in which the doctor declares he has deduced that the woman has three obsessions. ""You named your first daughter, Candy,"" he says, ""which tells me that you have an obsession with food. Your second daughter is named, Penny, which tells me you have an obsession with money."" The woman is furious that the result of all the sessions was this flimsy diagnosis. She scoffs at the doctor, grabs the h…

A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I named Rose?"", to which she replies: ""That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head"". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I called Petal?"", to which she answers: ""That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head"". Finally, her son approaches her and says: ""BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH"", and the mother says: ""Shut up, Fridg…

Finding the ""perfect"" one... An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farme…

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""

I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family.

A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up…

There's a man with three daughters. The first daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Daisy"" the dad says"" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Rose"" the dad says ""'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."" The third daughter comes up and says ""kjaglifvgjlfj"" the dad says ""SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"" *Edit 1: removed hair color

Potatoes There are three sister potatoes that are ready to be married but they must first get their father's blessing. The first daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Jimmy Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Jimmy Potato is a great potato!"" The second daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Johnny Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Johnny Potato is a great potato!"…

""Mommy, mommy..."" One day a pregnant woman was walking home from work and decided to cut through an alley. A mugger was waiting and said ""Give me all your money!"" She complied, but then the mugger shot her three times in the stomach. At the hospital the doctors managed to save her and her three babies. Now fast forward 12 years. ""Mommy Mommy, i just peed out a bullet!"" said the first daughter. ""Sit down, i will tell you the story..."" replied the mother. the next day the same thing happen…

There was a father with three daughters... The first daughter came up to him and said, ""Dad, why is my name daisy?"" He replies, ""because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, ""Dad, why is my name lily?"" ""When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."" The third daughter walks up to him and says, ""MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"" ""Shut up Brick!""

Three Daughters A man had three daughters, the first daughter asked the man ""daddy why did you name me Rose?"" The Dad replied ""well honey when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head so we named you Rose"" The second daughter then asked ""daddy why did you name me Daisy?"" The Dad answered ""Well Daisy when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head so we named you Daisy"" The third daughter said ""hurdederdeder..."" To which the father yelled ""Shut Up Cinderblock!""

Three Daughters One day, three daughters were spending time with their father when a question arised from the first daughter. ""Father, Why is my name, Rose?"", she asked. ""When you were born, a Rose dropped on your head, and so we decided to name you Rose"", explained the father. The second daughter then approached her father: ""Father, Why is my name Daisy?"" - she asked. ""When you were born, a Daisy fell on your head, and therefore we decided to name you Daisy."" Lastly, the third daughter …

""An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning ,gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came…

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,"" they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselves husbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to be sure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that, they send their children forth to find mates. A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho."" ""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, P…

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,""they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselveshusbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to besure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that,they send their children forth to find mates.A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like youto meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho.""""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, Peter.""…

wee bit perfectionist An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get m…

A man had 3 daughters. A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?" "Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The th…

There was a father with 3 daughters... The first daughter comes up to him and asks "daddy, why is my name rose?" To which the dad replies "Because, sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head!". Later the second daughter comes and says, "Father, why is my name violet?" And the dad replies "Because, cutie, when you were born, a violet petal fell onto your head!" Then the third daughter goes up to the dad and yells "aghurGETRWRKshhhlishhmuh!" And the dad snaps back "SHUT UP, CIN…

A mother has two daughters and a son. A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I named Rose?", to which she replies: "That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I called Petal?", to which she answers: "That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head". Finally, her son approaches her and says: "BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH", and th…