""Mommy, mommy..."" One day a pregnant woman was walking home from work and decided to cut through an alley. A mugger was waiting and said ""Give me all your money!"" She complied, but then the mugger shot her three times in the stomach. At the hospital the doctors managed to save her and her three babies. Now fast forward 12 years. ""Mommy Mommy, i just peed out a bullet!"" said the first daughter. ""Sit down, i will tell you the story..."" replied the mother. the next day the same thing happened with the other daughter. ""Alright sit down, i will tell you the story."" said the mom. 3 days later the son comes running up to his mom. ""Mommy mommy"" said the boy. ""Let me guess you peed out a bullet?"" asked the mom. ""No! I was jacking off and i shot the dog.""