There was a father with three daughters... The first daughter came up to him and said, ""Dad, why is my name daisy?"" He replies, ""because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, ""Dad, why is my name lily?"" ""When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."" The third daughter walks up to him and says, ""MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"" ""Shut up Brick!""
A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I named Rose?"", to which she replies: ""That's beca
A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist... They've reached their final session, in which the doctor declares he has deduced that the woma
There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give yo
Shooting the Dog A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up, and gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily
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