A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist... They've reached their final session, in which the doctor declares he has deduced that the woman has three obsessions. ""You named your first daughter, Candy,"" he says, ""which tells me that you have an obsession with food. Your second daughter is named, Penny, which tells me you have an obsession with money."" The woman is furious that the result of all the sessions was this flimsy diagnosis. She scoffs at the doctor, grabs the hand of her third daughter, and says ""c'mon, Fellatia, we're getting out of here!""
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