#third-daughter

A father Is lounging in his study.. When one of his daughters walks in and asks ""Daddy.. why is my name Rose?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face."" The second daughter barges in and asks ""Daddy why Is my name Daisy?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy petal on your face."" The third daughter stumbles through the door and exclaims ""DUR HERM DER BAHRRRR!?!?!"" The father jumps out of his chair and yells ""SHUT …

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

Father and his three daughters A father and his three daughters are sitting in the living room, when one of the daughters walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"" he replies ""Because when u were born a rose petal fell on your forehead"". The second daughter walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"" he replies ""Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your forehead"". The third daughter says ""AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!"" and the father…

A daughter goes to her father... A daughter goes to her father and says to him, ""Dad I think I prefer girls over guys, is that normal?"" The father then replies, ""Why yes it is, don't worry about it."" A day later, the second daughter approaches her father to talk about the same subject. ""Dad"" she says ""I think I like girls and not guys, this is normal right?"" The father then tells the same thing, ""It is normal, don't worry about it"" A third daughter goes to her father and says"" Daddy, …

A father and his 3 daughters. A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daughters approach him. The first says ""daddy, why am I named Rose?"" The father replies ""well when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we called you Rose."" The next daughter asked ""daddy, why am I named Daisy?"" Again the father replies ""well sweetheart, when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we called you Daisy."" The third daug…

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose""?... My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head"", I responded. A minute later, my second daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Blossom?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a blossom petal fell on your head"", I responded. Later, my third daughter came up to me and shouted ""DAAADDDD!!!"". I responded, ""SHUT …

A woman and her three daughters had been seeing a psychiatrist... They've reached their final session, in which the doctor declares he has deduced that the woman has three obsessions. ""You named your first daughter, Candy,"" he says, ""which tells me that you have an obsession with food. Your second daughter is named, Penny, which tells me you have an obsession with money."" The woman is furious that the result of all the sessions was this flimsy diagnosis. She scoffs at the doctor, grabs the h…

Family dinner So a mother and her three daughters were sitting around a table eating dinner. Suddenly one of the daughters is struck with a question, she asks her mom, ""mom, why am i called Daisy?"" ""Because when you were a baby a daisy landed on your head sweetheart"" the mother replied, and the second daughter said "" mom, why am I called Rose?"" "" Because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head sweetie"". The third daughter was also curious, ""buh bleugh bwaehg bwah bwaahh?"" ""Shu…

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""

A man's daughter comes out as a lesbian. The father, being open-minded, congratulates her on her confidence and doesn't complain. A month later, his other daughter comes out as a lesbian. Slightly annoyed, the father maintains himself and lets her know that he doesn't mind. Still another month later, the man's third daughter comes out as a lesbian. The man is mad now, and yells, ""isn't there anyone in this house that likes men?"" From the kitchen, his son yells back, ""I do!""

Daddy, how did you name me? A father is resting outside on a summer afternoon when his young daughter comes up to him and asks, ""Daddy, how did I get my name?"" He replied, ""Well sweetheart, when you were born your mother and I didn't know what to name you so we brought you home from the hospital and set you down in the nursery. Just then a breeze blew in through the window and a lily petal rested ever so gently on your nose so we decided to name you Lily"" Lily gleefully ran away to brag to h…

Rose walks up to her father ""Father,"" she asks. Why did you name me rose? ""Well when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."" Delighted, she scampers off into the next room. His second daughter comes running into the room. ""Daddy daddy! Why did you name me Lily?"" ""Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your head."" Joyfully, Lily skips out into the next room. His third daughter bolts into the room. ""Hurrrrrnauuufffff."" ""**SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!**""

A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up…

There's a man with three daughters. The first daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Daisy"" the dad says"" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up and says ""Daddy why'd you name me Rose"" the dad says ""'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."" The third daughter comes up and says ""kjaglifvgjlfj"" the dad says ""SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"" *Edit 1: removed hair color

So a father has three daughters.. So a father has three little daughters, and one day, as he is sitting, his eldest daughter approaches him and asks, ""Daddy, why was I named Rose?"", and he answers, ""Well Rose, when you were born, a rose petal flew in from the window, and landed on your forhead."" His next daughter then comes up to him, and asks, ""Daddy, how come my name is Daisy?"" and he said, ""Well, Daisy, when you were born, and daisy petal fell and landed on your forhead."" His third da…

There was a father with three daughters... The first daughter came up to him and said, ""Dad, why is my name daisy?"" He replies, ""because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."" The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, ""Dad, why is my name lily?"" ""When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."" The third daughter walks up to him and says, ""MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"" ""Shut up Brick!""

Three Daughters A man had three daughters, the first daughter asked the man ""daddy why did you name me Rose?"" The Dad replied ""well honey when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head so we named you Rose"" The second daughter then asked ""daddy why did you name me Daisy?"" The Dad answered ""Well Daisy when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head so we named you Daisy"" The third daughter said ""hurdederdeder..."" To which the father yelled ""Shut Up Cinderblock!""

Three Daughters One day, three daughters were spending time with their father when a question arised from the first daughter. ""Father, Why is my name, Rose?"", she asked. ""When you were born, a Rose dropped on your head, and so we decided to name you Rose"", explained the father. The second daughter then approached her father: ""Father, Why is my name Daisy?"" - she asked. ""When you were born, a Daisy fell on your head, and therefore we decided to name you Daisy."" Lastly, the third daughter …

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,"" they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselves husbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to be sure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that, they send their children forth to find mates. A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho."" ""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, P…

Mom and Dad Potato sit down with their three daughter potatoes. ""Kids,""they say, ""you're old enough now to go out and find yourselveshusbands. We want you to be happy with them, but we also want you to besure and choose a husband the whole family can be proud of."" With that,they send their children forth to find mates.A few months later the first daughter returns. ""Mom, Dad, I'd like youto meet my fiance, Peter Potato. Peter's from Idaho.""""Idaho! Wonderful! Welcome to the family, Peter.""…

A man had 3 daughters. A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?" "Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The th…

There was a father with 3 daughters... The first daughter comes up to him and asks "daddy, why is my name rose?" To which the dad replies "Because, sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head!". Later the second daughter comes and says, "Father, why is my name violet?" And the dad replies "Because, cutie, when you were born, a violet petal fell onto your head!" Then the third daughter goes up to the dad and yells "aghurGETRWRKshhhlishhmuh!" And the dad snaps back "SHUT UP, CIN…

Three Daughters One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, "Mother, why did you name me Rose?" "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, "Mother, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The third daughter comes up to her and asks, "GHLSARGHLARGHLARG." "What did you say Brick?"