So a father has three daughters.. So a father has three little daughters, and one day, as he is sitting, his eldest daughter approaches him and asks, ""Daddy, why was I named Rose?"", and he answers, ""Well Rose, when you were born, a rose petal flew in from the window, and landed on your forhead."" His next daughter then comes up to him, and asks, ""Daddy, how come my name is Daisy?"" and he said, ""Well, Daisy, when you were born, and daisy petal fell and landed on your forhead."" His third daughter then comes up to him and says ""AEANhnaiebnoaeEhjjhjjpaHBAENBEEE"""", and says back, ""Shut up, Brick.""
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