Rose walks up to her father ""Father,"" she asks. Why did you name me rose? ""Well when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."" Delighted, she scampers off into the next room. His second daughter comes running into the room. ""Daddy daddy! Why did you name me Lily?"" ""Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your head."" Joyfully, Lily skips out into the next room. His third daughter bolts into the room. ""Hurrrrrnauuufffff."" ""**SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!**""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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