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A father and his 3 daughters. A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daughters approach him. The first says ""daddy, why am I named Rose?"" The father replies ""well when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we called you Rose."" The next daughter asked ""daddy, why am I named Daisy?"" Again the father replies ""well sweetheart, when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we called you Daisy."" The third daughter approaches and says ""gnahhh paaa"". The father replies ""hush now, cinder block.""

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