Three Daughters One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, "Mother, why did you name me Rose?" "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, "Mother, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The third daughter comes up to her and asks, "GHLSARGHLARGHLARG." "What did you say Brick?"
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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