My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose""?... My daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Rose?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head"", I responded. A minute later, my second daughter came up to me and asked, ""Daddy, why am I called Blossom?"" ""Well darling, when you were little, a blossom petal fell on your head"", I responded. Later, my third daughter came up to me and shouted ""DAAADDDD!!!"". I responded, ""SHUT …