#first-daughter

Triplets A lady pregnant with triplets, went to the bank to deposit a check, while depositing the check a man came into the bank and robbed it. During the robbery he shot the pregnant lady three times in the stomach. After consulting with the doctors they told her that the kids were alright and in 15 years they will piss out the bullet. The lady has two daughters and a son, 15 years pass by. The first daughter comes up to the mom and says "Mom I pissed out a bullet." So the mom explains the sto…

A woman's three daughters are going out on dates... "What are your date plans?", the mother asks the daughters. "I'm going out with Pete; we are going to eat" says the first daughter. "Great! have fun" says the mom "I'm going with Lance. We are going to dance" says the second daughter. "Have a ball!" says the mother "I'm going out with Chuck" says the third daughter "NO YOU'RE NOT" yells the mother

Once there was a farmer who was very protective of his three daughters. One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date. So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in, and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said: “Hello, my name is Freddy, I am here for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?” The farmer called for Betty, the first daughter, and she came. The man and…

The farmer and his daughters. There is a farmer with three, beautiful daughters. He was always wary of them dating horrible guys so he forbid them to date their entire teenage lives. But when they turned eighteen the daughters told their father he couldn’t stop them from dating anymore and the farmer, so, instead of fighting with them, he agreed, but under one condition. He wanted to meet their date, and if he decided he didn’t like him the farmer would shoot him with the shotgun he kept by …

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him that they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're…

Dad finds out that his first daughter is lesbian... Dad: Oh ok then.

A mother has two daughters and a son. A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother

There was a father with 3 daughters... The first daughter comes up to him and asks ""daddy