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[Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!

A farmer has three daughters... A farmer has three daughters and one night they are all going on dates. At 6:00 there was a knock on the door and the farmer opens the door. The boy outside says: Hi, my name is Freddy, I here to see Betty, We're going for Spaghetti. Is she ready? And the farmer says yes, and they leave. At 7:00, there is another knock at the door. The farmer opens the door. The boy outside says: Hi my names Joe. I'm here to see Flo, We're going to a show, Is she ready to go? The …

There once was a farmer... There once was a farmer who was very overprotective of his three daughters. Turned out that all of his daughters had dates that same night. So he went on to the porch with his shotgun and waited for the dates to come. The first boy came and said, ""*Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty to go out for spaghetti. Is she ready?*"" The farmer thought he was decent and let him go with his daughter. The second boy came and said, ""*Hello, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo to go see a s…

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs.

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? ""Follow Your Dreams."" -Freddy Kreuger, 2016

FREDDIE MERCURY APPEARS BEFORE BEFORE BRYAN MAY IN A PUFF OF SMOKE STARTLED, BRYAN GASPS ,, ""FREDDIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?"" TO WHICH FREDDIE REPLIES ""I WAS BUT I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY A VOODOO PRIEST"" ""VOODOO?"", BRYAN ASKS,""WHATS VOODOO?"" ""WELL BRYAN"", FREDDY SAYS, ""ITS A KIND OF MAGIC!""

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

Freddy and Jason visit Elm Street bar.. It stenches of blood, booze, and tears. A typical Halloween massacre. Freddy approaches Jason with a goblet of blood, as tradition ensues, and sits besides him. ""Drink up friend,"" Freddy says, patting him on the shoulder. Jason shakes his head, full of frustration, and drinks up, fast. Gulping it all down. When he reaches the end of his drink, he stares up at Freddy, sporting a smirk, trying so very hard not to laugh. He pushes a flyer over to Jason. ""S…

The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth 100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars 100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus 100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury 100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto 100% gas = Uranus

A man's three daughters have their first dates A man has three daughters and they all have dates on the same night. Now he's a protective father so he sets his shotgun by the door in case he thinks they're too shifty. The first guy walks in and says, ""Hey, I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, is she ready to go?"" The dad thinks, all right, this guy seems okay and lets Flo go out. Second guy comes and says, ""Hey, I'm Freddy, here to pick up Betty, is she ready?"" Dad thinks, okay, this guy seems …

Freddy thought he was the true nightmare until he met Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked and from that day Freddy hides in fear thinking a nightmare in texas

An old hillibilly with three daughters An old had three pretty teenage daughters of whom he was very protective. He used to sit on the front porch, shotgun in hand, and run his eye over any potential suitors. If he didn't like the look of them, he'd send them on their way. One night, all three girls were due to go out on dates. The first's boyfriend drove up and announced: "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to get Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The old man decided that the boy s…

Freddy the Flea Freddy The Flea Freddy the Flea is laying out in the sun in Miami Beach, putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms, and on his little flea legs, when he notices his buddy Oscar stumbling down the beach. Oscar is a mess, he’s shivering, disheveled, and looks like 9 miles of bad road. “Holy shit Oscar, what happened?” asks Freddy. Oscar says, “You won’t believe it Freddy, I just rode all the way down from New York on some biker’s mustache, and I damned near froze my ass o…

Once there was a farmer who was very protective of his three daughters. One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date. So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in, and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said: “Hello, my name is Freddy, I am here for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?” The farmer called for Betty, the first daughter, and she came. The man and…

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him that they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're…

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and... they took a lichen to each other

Freddy the Flea Freddy The Flea

My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. ""I love you Freddy

My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. "I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur. "I love him more than you," I replied. She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most." I said, "You misunderstood me."

A farmer had three daughters... and each was going on a date one Friday night. The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" Betty left with Freddy. The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?" Flo left with Joe. The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-" The farmer shot chuck.