There once was a farmer... There once was a farmer who was very overprotective of his three daughters. Turned out that all of his daughters had dates that same night. So he went on to the porch with his shotgun and waited for the dates to come. The first boy came and said, ""*Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty to go out for spaghetti. Is she ready?*"" The farmer thought he was decent and let him go with his daughter. The second boy came and said, ""*Hello, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo to go see a show. Is she ready to go?*"" The farmer thought he was decent as well and let them go on their date. The last boy came and said, ""*Hi, I'm Chuck-*"" *BANG!*