Little Johnny And Vibrator A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With Tor And That Eat Things The First Little Boy Says: ""Alligator."" Teacher: ""Very Good, That's A Big Word."" The Second Boy Says: ""Predator."" Teacher: ""Yes, That's Another Big Word. Well Done."" Little Johnny Says: ""Vibrator, Miss."" After Nearly Falling Off Her Chair, She Says: ""That Is A Big Word, But It Doesn't Eat Anything."" Johnny: ""Well My Sister Has One And She Says It Eats Fuking Batteries Like There's No Tomorrow!""