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The Three Daughters There once was a very successful farmer with 3 beautiful daughters daughters, all in high school. It was a Friday night, and they all had dates. The farmer, wanting to protect his girls, made sure to talk to the boys before letting his daughters out to go on the dates. The first boy came to the house and greeted the farmer. ""Hi! My name is Bill, I'm here to pick up Jill so we can go have a picknick on the hill."" The farmer got Jill and the couple left. A few minutes later, …

A farmer has three daughters... A farmer has three daughters and one night they are all going on dates. At 6:00 there was a knock on the door and the farmer opens the door. The boy outside says: Hi, my name is Freddy, I here to see Betty, We're going for Spaghetti. Is she ready? And the farmer says yes, and they leave. At 7:00, there is another knock at the door. The farmer opens the door. The boy outside says: Hi my names Joe. I'm here to see Flo, We're going to a show, Is she ready to go? The …

An old hillibilly with three daughters An old had three pretty teenage daughters of whom he was very protective. He used to sit on the front porch, shotgun in hand, and run his eye over any potential suitors. If he didn't like the look of them, he'd send them on their way. One night, all three girls were due to go out on dates. The first's boyfriend drove up and announced: "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to get Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The old man decided that the boy s…

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.…