A man's three daughters have their first dates A man has three daughters and they all have dates on the same night. Now he's a protective father so he sets his shotgun by the door in case he thinks they're too shifty. The first guy walks in and says, ""Hey, I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, is she ready to go?"" The dad thinks, all right, this guy seems okay and lets Flo go out. Second guy comes and says, ""Hey, I'm Freddy, here to pick up Betty, is she ready?"" Dad thinks, okay, this guy seems okay; so he lets Betty go. Third guy comes in and says, ""Hey, my name's Chuck-"" BOOM goes the shotgun.