Potatoes There are three sister potatoes that are ready to be married but they must first get their father's blessing. The first daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Jimmy Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Jimmy Potato is a great potato!"" The second daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Johnny Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Johnny Potato is a great potato!"" The last daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Dan Rather"". To which the father replies, ""Don't marry Dan Rather! He's just a commentator!""