#second-daughter

A woman's three daughters are going out on dates... "What are your date plans?", the mother asks the daughters. "I'm going out with Pete; we are going to eat" says the first daughter. "Great! have fun" says the mom "I'm going with Lance. We are going to dance" says the second daughter. "Have a ball!" says the mother "I'm going out with Chuck" says the third daughter "NO YOU'RE NOT" yells the mother

Once there was a farmer who was very protective of his three daughters. One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date. So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in, and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said: “Hello, my name is Freddy, I am here for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?” The farmer called for Betty, the first daughter, and she came. The man and…

A woman is walking home with her daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?" "Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question. "Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily." The third girl asks "HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNG…

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him that they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're…

Daughter: I like girls... Second Daughter: I like girls

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. A…