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""Mummy, why did you call me Rose""? The lady's daughter asked. ""well"" her mother replied ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for Valentine's day, and a rose petal dropped on your head, so we called you Rose."" Her daughter, satisfied with this response skips away happily. ""Mummy!"" her second daughter said ""why did you call me Lily?"" ""well"" responded her mother ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for my birthday, and a Lily petal dropped on your head, so we called you Lily."" Her second daughter, happy with this tale, goes on her way. "" MUMMEH!"" screams her youngest daughter, who had been born the day they moved into the new house. ""HEERRMRMFLVLDLSNSMAJH!"" the child screamed incoherently. To which her mother replied ""not now, Wardrobe..""

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