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A daughters asks her mother why her name is Rose A daughter asks her mom, ""Why is my name Rose?"" The Mom replies ""because when you were born the wind blew a rose onto your head The second daughter asks her mom, ""Why is my name Lilly?"" The mom replies, ""Because when you were born a Lilly fell on your head"" The Last daughter goes up to her mom and goes ""Blaoddttuaiweeeioosnsns"" And her mom goes ""Shut up Cinderblock""

There were three sisters One named Lilly, one named Rose, and the other named Cinderblock. One day Lilly went to their mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Lilly?" "Well, when you were a baby, a lilly petal fell on your head," mother replied. So then Rose went to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head," mother replied. So then Cinderblock went to her mother and asked, "der der duh der duh"

This joke works better told than read. There are 15 boxes in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left? 14. ***** How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator in 3 steps? 1. open the door 2. put the elephant in 3. close the door ***** How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator in 4 steps? 1. open the door 2. remove the elephant 3. put in the giraffe 4. close the door ***** An animal party is being thrown at Lilly the Lion's house. Every animal was …

A teacher in a junior school is asking the children about farm animals. The teacher askes Lilly

There were three sisters One named Lilly

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage? Because AT&T has the best coverage