The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost. The year is 13,000 BC.

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first dau

Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.

A family of potatoes is sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says ""Mother, I've got big news."" ""What is it?"" her mother