#delaware

the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?

John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job ...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. ""John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."" Over time it starts to get more and more specific. ""John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k ,take out all of the cash, don't tell Mary, and take the 11:15am flight direct to Vegas..."" Eventually, John can't han…

What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska

If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska

If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.

What Did Delaware? -She wore her New Jersey! Why did California? -She called to ask Hawaii. Where did Chicago? -The same place Oregon Where has Oregon? I don't know but Alaska. She said she went to pay her Texas. What did Missisip? She sipped a Minnesota. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas How did Wisconsin? He robbed an Oklahoma using a Kentucky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOSyCCFM

So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department Hello, this is the sanitation department. HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here. OK, where is here? On DDD..DDDD...DDDD...D On Delaware Sir? Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD On Dartmouth? NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD... Ok, sir, call me back when you can say the name of the street. <riiing> Hhhhhi. There's a DDDD. DDEa.. A dead horse! Yes. I know. What street? DDD....DDDD... On Delaware!? NNNNNO!! On DDDD...DDD...DD..DD…

What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up.

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, ""That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.""

When George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops, there were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading. Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back…

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him ""Tomorrow we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it."" As soon as he's gone the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says ""King George this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans.""

If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware ? I dunno, Alaska.

If Mississippi wears her New Jersey what does Delaware?

If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska

What Did Delaware? -She wore her New Jersey! Why did California? -She called to ask Hawaii. Where did Chicago? -The same place Oregon Where has Oregon? I don't know but Alaska. She said she went to pay her Texas. What did Missisip? She sipped a Minnesota. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas How did Wisconsin? He robbed an Oklahoma using a Kentucky.

If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!

What did Delaware? A New Jersey