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John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job ...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. ""John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."" Over time it starts to get more and more specific. ""John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k ,take out all of the cash, don't tell Mary, and take the 11:15am flight direct to Vegas..."" Eventually, John can't han…

Man Gets Fired For Prank Postcard Mailed To His Office The story of Alan who was fired by his company from receiving a realistic prank postcard from an anonymous source can tell us that mail pranks can really ruin someone's life. An anonymous person who bought one of the mail pranks from http://sendprankmail.com addressed to Alan at his work for revenge. After going through their website the person knew if he did something at Alan's work place where the next issue with Alan comes up means suspen…

Penitent Parrot A young man named Alan received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Alan tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, Alan was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Alan shook the par…

Hi Alan – It’s John from next door. I need to talk to you about something I am very ashamed of and know you will probably be quite angry about. The last 3 months we have been sharing your wife. Not every day, but at least 3 times a week and my girlfriend found out yesterday and is making me tell you. I didn’t want to tell you face to face so decide to message you. Sorry buddy. “Damn Straight it wont happen again” says Alan as he stares at the screen of his phone. With this, he goes to the bedr…