#jersey

Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey.

"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.

I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store

"This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after." -Inventor of the jersey

On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?

[halftime] Coach: Okay men we're literally losing at basketball to a dog... any ideas? -I have one. *pulls out vacuum with a jersey on*

Eventually, after living a full life, Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven... At the Pearly Gates, God tells Brady, ""As a reward for such a fine football career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Tom, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God."" The Almighty shows him to his new home and Brady is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Patriots flag flying over it. Still, Tom Brady tells God how thankful …

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, ""Can my cat and I watch the Browns game here? My TV at home is broke, and my cat and I always watch the game together."" The bartender replies, ""Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble wi…

A Bitter Cold Day Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ... A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't.

Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't

I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't.

I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass.

I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day... Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't

I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat

Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater

Two bulls are standing in a field..... ..its a cold morning and one bull says to the other.. ""It's a bit chilly this morning"" to which the second bull says ""I know, i might just go slip into a jersey.........""

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January? He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?

I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong.

What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his older sister, ""I've decided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to wear this to school"". His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, ""Go talk to mother"". Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in hand and finds his mother. ""Mom?"" ""Yes so…

Your Honor it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know I didn't see her license plate!