Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.#Katy Perry#Jersey#Animals#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.#Katy Perry#Blair Witch#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →
Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said "you got this," so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music.#Katy Perry0🔗 SharePermalink →
KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.#Katy Perry#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago.#Katy Perry0🔗 SharePermalink →
Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.#Justin Bieber#Katy Perry#Adam Levine#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
Just saw a magazine cover that said "Katy Perry is on fire" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit#Katy Perry0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.#Katy Perry#Taylor#Obama#Syria0🔗 SharePermalink →
So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.#Alicia Keys#Katy Perry#Hillary#Dnc0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor.#Katy Perry#Dr Frankensteins#Igor#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry#Orlando#Katy Perry#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →