#jersey

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

An Unlikely Friendship John is driving north on a highway after a sporting event when he comes to a single lane bridge. He checks the road and begins to cross the river, only to be hit head-on from the oncoming direction. The two cars are completely mangled, but the two drivers are completely fine. John notices that the man who hit him is wearing a jersey from a rival sports team. The man who caused the accident said, "Hey man, sorry about your car... And even though we represent different tea…

One of my favorite hockey jokes On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore. A helpless man, wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing New York Rangers' jerseys aboard. One quickly …

Another guy walks into a bar joke A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head

I walked into a bar and saw this girl wearing a Falcons jersey. I walked up and introduced myself as

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head too.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey.