What Did Delaware? -She wore her New Jersey! Why did California? -She called to ask Hawaii. Where did Chicago? -The same place Oregon Where has Oregon? I don't know but Alaska. She said she went to pay her Texas. What did Missisip? She sipped a Minnesota. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas How did Wisconsin? He robbed an Oklahoma using a Kentucky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOSyCCFM
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Twitter. "...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
"What rhymes with California?" -Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)
If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?
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