#george-w-bush

Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when his military advisor entered. "Sir we've received reports that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. You should probably prepare a statement, the media will be here shortly." Bush was visibly taken aback. "This... this can't be" He said as he started to tremble. "Uhh, yes sir, I'm sorry to inform you." Replied the advisor, slightly puzzled. "What does this mean for the war effort?"…

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi…

Happy Fathers Day Quotes,,, “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld* “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita Rudner* “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” —*Bob Odenkirk* “I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad …

Hitler Pol pot and George W Bush were...

George W. Bush Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview . . .

Bill Clinton George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

George W. Bush Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction

It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail... He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.

Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when his military advisor entered.

When he was president George W. Bush decided to visit a school...

Dubya meets Moses George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by.

Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-

George W. Bush is sitting with his aides... and he is getting debriefed on the world news of the day. The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane crash early this morning. Dubya's reaction is pure shock and grief, he's shaking and can't control his emotions. Tearfully looking over to the man who broke the news, he asks him, "How many is a Brazilian?"

What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil .

How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!

The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations met George W. Bush on a recent visit to New York. At the end of his stay, the ambassador turned to Bush and said: "I have just one question about what I have seen in America. My son watches this show called Star Trek, and in it there is Chekov, who is Russian, Scottie, who is Scottish, and Sulu, who is Chinese, but there are no Arabs. My son is very upset and does not understand why there are not any Iranians in Star Trek. Bush smiled: "That's because…

George W. Bush said he was amazed by the speed of global warming, until an aide took him to one side and pointed out that it was springtime. Clean coal is a bit like wearing a porous condom – at least the intention was there. Robin Williams Some Benefits of Global Warming No one will ever face a long drive to the coast. Winter will only last twenty-four hours. The hotter it is, the colder beer will taste. Due to the lack of ice, hockey will finally become the sport it was meant to be – a bunch o…

Shortly before the end of his term in office in 2009, George W. Bush was asked what he thought of the credit crunch. He replied: "It's my favourite candy bar." On his first-ever visit to a library, Bush asked for a book on the Iraq War. "No way," said the librarian. "You won't be able to finish it."

George W. Bush arrived in Beijing for the 2008 Olympics. When a reporter asked him if he liked the decathlon, he said he preferred regular coffee. People say, 'Can you really imagine the United States of America having a black President?' And I say, 'Why not? We just had a retarded one.' Chris Rock

What do you get when you combine George W. Bush with O 2 ? An oxymoron. George Bush has gone. Well, he hasn't actually gone. He's still trapped inside the White House, tragically pushing on a door marked 'Pull'. Jonathan Ross

A man bought a slave who died soon after. When he complained, the slave seller replied: "Well, he didn't die when I owned him." Fast forward 1,800 years and the ideas behind many modern jokes can be traced back to the basic principles instigated by the Romans. In fact, take a trip on a cruise ship and you'll hear the resident entertainer still telling many of the original gags. Meanwhile new jokes are constantly evolving. The cult of celebrity has brought about numerous jokes at the expense of t…