#oval-office

INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon

What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground

Juan the custodian (alternate ending) Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said: ""You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"" And Juan said: ""You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"" So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech: ""My name is Juan, I lov…

The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!""

No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president.. there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months..

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!""

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost

Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth.

Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women.""

One day... President Kennedy left his Rubik's Cube in the Oval Office and went out. At the same time, Khrushchev was spending time with a certain Ms. L. Khrushchev got up to close the door and turn off the lights, and suddenly, Ms. L was gone. When Kennedy returned to hi office, the Rubik's Cube was nowhere to be found. The two blamed each other, tensions rose, and **the Cube and Ms. L Crisis** shook the entire world.

Bush and Brazilian Casaulties of War So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. ""Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."" Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering ""My God...My God"". ""Mr. President,"" says Cheney, ""we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"" Bush looks up and says...""How many is a Brazilian?""

Obama and Biden are sitting in the Oval Office... Obama looks at the Vice President and says ""Look at this economic report! The people of Bangkok are doing astoundingly! What will we call this country in 20 years?"" Biden thinks for a moment, then replies, ""I'm not sure Mr. President. What will we call them?"" Obama stands up, looks into the distance, and says ""We will call them Tai-Two."" The President sits back down and reads another report. ""My god!"" he exclaims, ""The Berlin numbers are…

George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office... ..... when his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand. He says, ""Four Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."" Upon hearing this The President says, ""Oh my God!"" and he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports. Just then, Bush looked up and said, ""How many is a Brazilian??""

Brazillian So it's 2004 and the War in Iraq is raging on. President Bush calls Sec. Rumsfeld into the Oval Office to discuss the campaign. Rumsfeld begins by saying, ""Sir, there have been no American deaths today. But we do have word that 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."" Much Rumsfeld's surprise, President Bush begins crying and banging his hands on the desk in the office. Rumsfeld says, ""Sir, what's wrong?"" Bush replies under his heavy sobs, ""Exactly how many is a Brazillian?""

George W. Bush and Karl Rove are talking... Karl Rove walks into the Oval Office and says ""Mr. President, I have some bad news. Four Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq"" The president buries his head in his hands, crying ""no! No! No! That's awful, that's terrible...."" He pauses, collects himself, and says ""wait.... How many is a Brazilian?""

Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ...

Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when his military advisor entered. "Sir we've received reports that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. You should probably prepare a statement, the media will be here shortly." Bush was visibly taken aback. "This... this can't be" He said as he started to tremble. "Uhh, yes sir, I'm sorry to inform you." Replied the advisor, slightly puzzled. "What does this mean for the war effort?"…

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, “I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten. Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. “Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten?” Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Muslims.”

America vs Russia An American and a Russian are arguing about freedom in their respective countries. The American says proudly: “I can walk into the Oval Office anytime, I can pound the president's desk, and I can say, Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country." The Russian replies nonchalantly: "Yes sir, I can do that too. I can go into the Kremlin to the President's office, I can pound his desk and say, Comrade President, I don't like the way President Biden's running hi…

Bill Gates and Donald Trump are alone in the Oval Office Trump remarks

Trump walks into the Oval office turns to his administrative team and says

Trump on Day 1 Trump's first day at the Oval Office

The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office

Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.