Obama and Biden are sitting in the Oval Office... Obama looks at the Vice President and says ""Look at this economic report! The people of Bangkok are doing astoundingly! What will we call this country in 20 years?"" Biden thinks for a moment, then replies, ""I'm not sure Mr. President. What will we call them?"" Obama stands up, looks into the distance, and says ""We will call them Tai-Two."" The President sits back down and reads another report. ""My god!"" he exclaims, ""The Berlin numbers are terrible! What will we call this country in 20 years?"" Biden thinks for a little bit longer this time, then replies ""I'm not sure Mr. President. What will we call them?"" Obama stands up, looks into the distance, and says ""We will call them Ger-Some"" Obama finally looks at his own country's economic figures. ""Well Joe, these aren't looking good. What will we call ourselves in 20 years?"" Biden thinks he understands the game and answers quickly. ""Will we call ourselves the Lose-nited States of America Mr. President?"" ""I'm not sure Joe, I don't speak Mandarin.""