#russia

If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?

Longish literary-ish joke translated from Russian Russia in the 1930s. Winter. Poverty. Famine. It's freezing cold. A poorly dressed kid is running across a courtyard with an armful of deadwood

Two bums are sharing a drink... *A little background - in Russia it's kind of a cultural thing to drink in groups of three*

and old man with old car crashed into a brand new BMW in russia 4 big guy jump out of the BMW and say to the old man:

A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks ""Papa

An English guy goes to prison in Russia. An English guy goes to prison in Russia. His huge Russian cell mate tells him ""I'm not going to lie

A boy is studying for his geography quiz His mom asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?" "Berlin", says the boy. "What is the capital of France?" "Berlin." "What is the capital of Russia?" "Berlin." "You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

My friend asked me "if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?" I said Cold War Russia.

3 doctors joke?,"I forgot how it goes, can someone please tell me??? It was about 3 doctors, a German, Russia (?) and American. They were all bragging about who is more advance. I'm pretty sure it was a racist joke. (fairly certain it was) Anyone heard it? It's killing me that I can't remember it D:

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?,"In Soviet Russia consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?,"Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy?,"Cause you know They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?,"She didn't it was just an Aleutian.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?,"Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast stay safe and warm.

Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.

3 doctors joke? I forgot how it goes, can someone please tell me??? It was about 3 doctors, a German, Russia (?), and American. They were all bragging about who is more advance. I'm pretty sure it was a racist joke. (fairly certain it was) Anyone heard it? It's killing me that I can't remember it D:

Anyone have any Russian and/or Joesph Stalin jokes? I need some jokes for class and they don't have to be funny. Thanks and make sure they are about Russia or Stalin. Edit: Thanks for all the jokes! I'll use some of them for sure.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden.

You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - !

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den.

Why are cars in Russia so slow? Because they are always stalin.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him.

You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'