#adolf

Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found.

Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF

Hitler walks into a restaurant... Adolf walks in to a restaurant and states, ""I'm hungry!"" The owner asks, ""Well, what do you want to eat?"" Hitler replies with, ""As long as it's *not-sea*food, I'm sure I'll love it!""

[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope""

A math teacher was lecturing his class Suddenly, the professor popped a question,What is ((353.4463415315)+7992-285)69-0.2 equal to?' The students were really confused, one who was extremely frustrated stands up and yells and slams on his table,NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!' The teacher was impressed and said, Correct, now you can sit down, Adolf.'

A boy is studying for his geography quiz. His mom asks him: ""What's the capital of Germany?"" ""Berlin"" says the boy. ""Good. Now what's the capital of France?"" ""Berlin"" ""What's the capital of Russia?"" ""Berlin"" ""You're so smart Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz tomorrow""

So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him, ""Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"" Hitler replies, ""Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."" With a contorted face the Judge asks, ""Why would you kill a clown?"" Hitler says, ""See--nobody cares about the Jews.""

God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!

So I ran into Hitler the other day... I was at a bar and there he was sitting all by his self. I wasn't going to pass this opportunity up and went over to talk to him. Sir are you Adolf ? Yes I am !!! I killed 6 million Jews and one clown he said. Clown??? why did you kill a clown I asked. He said See!!!!!!! No one cares about the Jews !!

I bumped into an old friend the other day; ""Alright Tom, how's it going?"" I asked... ""OK mate, but my name's Gary"" he replied. ""Oh shit, sorry Gary. I'm useless with names!"" ""Ha ha, me too"", he said, ""that's why I've got a daughter called Adolf"".

Two children playing in the sandbox A austrian and a jewish boy are playing together in the sandbox. The austrian has built this really awesome sandcastle with a little drawbridge made from wood, and cute little battlements. The other boy has made a big pile of sand. Then he looks over to the other boy full of envy, gets angry and smashes the castle to pieces with his shovel. The little boy, whose sandcastle was smashed to smithereens starts crying and says: ""Just you wait, someday I'm gonna pa…

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Hitler walks into a bar. The owner, surprised to see the German leader at his bar, asks if he’d like his top-notch bourbon on the house. “No thanks,” Hitler replies. “I’ll just take a screwdriver.” One screwdriver turned into 10 before Adolf called it quits and headed home. The next night, Hitler returned to the bar, but this time takes up the owner’s offer on the bourbon. “Even the best vodka can make a man sick if he’s had too many,” says the owner. “It wasn’t the vodka,” Hitler replies. “I…

Geography class -Whats the capital of Germany? -Berlin teacher -Whats the capital of France? -Berlin again teacher -Whats the capital of Poland? -Still Berlin teacher -Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography! -We'll see about that

Dad my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Adolf asked his advisor ""How's the weather today?"" ""Hail

[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"

A boy is studying for his geography quiz His mom asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?" "Berlin", says the boy. "What is the capital of France?" "Berlin." "What is the capital of Russia?" "Berlin." "You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out.

What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in

How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! 1690. Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! 1691. Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! 1692. Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days! 1693. Knock Knock Who's there? Alberta! Alberta who! Alberta'll be over in a minute!