#drawbridge

The words on the arch [x-post /r/feghoot] I was travelling through the Himalayan mountains when I stumbled across a monastery. I was tired after a long day of travel, so I decided to enter in, and perhaps pay the monks for some food, and water, and a place to stay for the night. To my surprise, when they welcomed me in, they refused to take my money, and gave me all the food I could eat, all the wine I could drink, and the most comfortable bed I have ever rested on. When I awoke, my gear had bee…

I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs.

The Purple King Once upon a time there was a purple king. This king liked nothing more in the world than purple - not indigo nor violet, not crimson nor deep magnolia, but dark mysterious malevolent purple. Such was the Purple King's love for purple that he decreed all in his kingdom should be purple. He sat upon a purple throne, wearing his purple crown, embellished with purple amethysts. He was attended by beautiful purple maids, and his castle was entirely decorated ina stylish purple decor. …

Two children playing in the sandbox A austrian and a jewish boy are playing together in the sandbox. The austrian has built this really awesome sandcastle with a little drawbridge made from wood, and cute little battlements. The other boy has made a big pile of sand. Then he looks over to the other boy full of envy, gets angry and smashes the castle to pieces with his shovel. The little boy, whose sandcastle was smashed to smithereens starts crying and says: ""Just you wait, someday I'm gonna pa…

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key." The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the WRONG KEY."