In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?

A hostel in USSR A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USSR. The banker, tired and sleepy, went to the reception. ""I'd like to order four teas to room 16, in 10 minutes"" he said to porter. Back in his room, he said loudly: ""Comrades, I he…

A Russian, a Cuban, an American , and a lawyer share a room on a train... As they're exchanging stories about their journey across the world, the Russian took out a bottle of fine Russian vodka, pours everyone a cup, then proceed to throw the rest out the window. The rest of them are very confused and ask why he would throw away such fine vodka. The Russian explains: ""We have much vodka in mother Russia, throwing one away would not matter. "" After a while, the Cuban takes out a box of fine Cub…

A Yakov Smirnoff joke from the 80's In America you have many channel. In Soviet Russia vee only have 2 channel: KGB1 and KGB2. KGB1 is station vith KGB agent say all day how great is Mother Russia. KGB2 is station vith KGB agent say ""TURN BACK TO KGB1!""