A hostel in USSR A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USSR. The banker, tired and sleepy, went to the reception. ""I'd like to order four teas to room 16, in 10 minutes"" he said to porter. Back in his room, he said loudly: ""Comrades, I hear you joke about mother Russia, and her great leaders, aren't you afraid of secret police eavesdropping?"" ""Comrade, it's a good place, no one is eavesdropping here! I knew the owner fit years!"" said one of the men ""Let's see. Commissar, can we get four teas here?"" Just a few minutes later porter brought a tray with four glasses. The three men, all pale, went silent and have gone to sleep. The next morning banker woke up and noticed that the room is empty. Curious, he went to the reception and asked about the three men. ""oh, them? Secret service took them this morning."" ""and they didn't take me too?"" ""Nah, the Commissar really liked this trick with the teas""