Stalin is into the fifth hour of his speech, when someone sneezes ***""Who sneezed!""***, he shouts. No one answers. ***""First row, stand up""***... they obediently get on their feet. ***""Guards, shoot them""***... they're gunned down where they stood. ***""Now who sneezed?""*** ... still nothing. ***""Second row, on your feet ... guards, shoot them.""*** ***""Now who sneezed?""*** ... absolute silence. ***""Third row, stand up ... ""*** A small backbencher gets up. He's uncontrollably sobbing. *""I sneezed! I sneezed!!""* Stalin stares at him and says, ***""Bless you, comrade.""***
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