You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!

I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia... [Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union] Have you tried Stalin bacon before? *I'm not sure.. I don't think so...* Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia

A guy is selling meat pierogis in Russia on the street. Customer approaches and asks: \- Hey! Was this meat barking of meowing? \- (with a deep voice) This meat was asking stupid questions!