I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia... [Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union] Have you tried Stalin bacon before? *I'm not sure.. I don't think so...* Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia

A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. Its the usual schtick, 3 wishes and all. So the man says to the genie, I want for a horde of mongolians to come to my country, kill and pillage, and go home. The genie thinks this is odd, but obliges. The mongolians make it to the farmlands at the border, kill and pillage, then return home. The man then, as his second wish, wishes for a horde of mongolians to come to poland to kill and pillage. The genie, really not understanding this man at …

Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.