#russia

An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II) A man yells in the street: ""Nicholas is a moron!"". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen ""Please let me go

The communist party of Russia is having a large gathering with all members... ...and Stalin is giving a speech. Suddenly

Want more jokes about Russia? then Soviet

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies. Nyetflix.

Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism? The Leader was Stalin

I think I've been hacked by Russia Edit: I not hacked. Motherland do no such thing. Have good day.

I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.

Russian Roulette The foreign minister of a small African state had opportunity to visit Russia for the very first time. There he was warmly welcomed by his Russian counterpart

Who was the unluckiest person in Soviet Russia? Yuri Gagarin. He circled the earth 3 times but still ended up in Russia.

What is the difference between Russia and reality? Trump had connections with Russia.

What's the difference between a cow and the Trump-Russia controversy? You can't milk a cow 24/7 for six months straight.

I thought Trump's ties were made in China... Why is everyone saying they're from Russia now?

Come on Trump has no ties in Russia.

Why are Trump's ties so long? Because they go all the way to Russia

Where does Justin Timberlake take his holidays in Russia ? Crimea River

What happens to investigative journalists in Russia? They're Putin jail

There are only two seasons in Russia: Winter and nuclear winter.

Tributes from around the globe are still pouring in after the death of Sir Roger Moore… The one from Vladimir Putin read: ""From Russia

My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently ""Cold War Era Russia"" is not an acceptable answer.

I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.

What country had a history of procrastination? Russia. At one point

The commander of the Russian military academy (corresponding to the rank of 4-star general in the US Army) gave a lecture on potential problems and military strategy. At the end of the lecture he asked if there were any questions. One of the officers stood up and asked: ""Will there be a Third World War?"" And will Russia take part in it? The general answered positively to both questions.

TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub

What do you call it when there is no internet in Russia? Internyet

In Russia you watch tv In America tv watches you.