If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about.

It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia.

We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.

Donald, Vladimir and Angela find a Genie Lamp.... The Genie pops out and offers each of them a wish. Donald says he wants a 200' high concrete wall all the way around the U.S. to protect it from immigrants and drugs. Vladimir hears this and says he will have the same thing...a giant wall to defend Russia from the capitalist pigs. Angela says ""Fill them both with water"".