My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.

Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS

So, the Presidential Election is only a little over weeks away and I still haven't decided... ...if I should learn Russian, Chinese, Arabic or Spanish Because we will probably have a war against Russia and lose, or get economically crushed by China, or get sold out to the Arabs, or get overran by Mexicans.

1995: A Chinese Official is conversing with a Russian citizen... ...Chinese Official, ""You have nothing in Russia."" Russian, ""Oh yeah, we have Yeltsin."" Chinese Offical, ""Then we will steal your Yeltsin. Russian, ""If you take Yeltsin you'll have nothing in China."" Disclaimer: This joke is not mine, it was told to my father during his stay in Russia in the year 1995.