*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*

Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…

In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?

My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.