Facebook has a link to "Report a Problem" so I wrote "I'm not very close with my father." Now we wait I guess

My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." She tagged my sister.

How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's "Like" button?