#the-rolling-stones

It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones.

Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…

In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.

I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks.

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive

What's the difference... what's the difference between the rolling stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? The rolling stones sing ""hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" The Scottish sheep farmers screams ""hey! Mac cloud! Get off of my ewe!""

The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my cloud"", and the other says ""hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe"".

I'm working on a ""rock opera"" adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead. It's called ""Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow.""

So a frog walks into a bank... So a frog walks into this bank to apply for a bank loan. He approaches the tell and notices her name tag says Patricia Whack. He walks up to her and says, ""Miss Whack I'm here to apply for a bank loan. I need $30,000 to go on my dream vacation."" Patty is a little thrown off by this unusual request and replys, ""We usually don't give out loans that large of an amount. Especially for a dream vacation. I can help you out with some smaller loans such as our $10,000 s…

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones sing ""Hey You! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman shouts ""Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!""

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What's Sisyphus's favorite band? The Rolling Stones

What's the difference... between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones sing "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman sings "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard?,"One says "" Hey you get off my cloud" and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!""

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says " Hey you get off my cloud", and the other says "Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones? Paint it, black!