#david-bowie

What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.

My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me""

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :(

The Obvious Reason Why All These Rockers Are Passing Away Let's look at the deaths from 28 December until 18 January: Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead, Bass and Vocals. David Bowie, Solo Artist, Keyboards and Vocals. Glen Frey, Eagles, Guitar and Vocals. Dale Griffin, Mott the Hoople, Drums. Mic Gillette, Tower of Power, Horns. Isn't it obvious? God has a new girlfriend that sings!!!

David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity.

David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading

If they have yet another Death Star type weapon in Star Wars... They should just name it cancer because it's the most successful star killer at this moment. May you rest in piece David Bowie and Alan Rickman.

It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie. You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.

My coworker complained about our David Bowie tribute music recently... ...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.

If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!""

I think it was stupid of David Bowie keeping his cancer a secret. The amount of likes he would have got on Facebook would have saved him ten times over.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer

Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!

How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death.

RIPE David Bowie People are treating it as a rock and roll suicide Edit: rip not ripe ;-;

This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album.

Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!

I'm working on a ""rock opera"" adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead. It's called ""Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow.""

I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards.

Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year... Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!

What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased.